HERB INFUSED DRINKS
SAY GOODBYE TO HANGXIETY & MORNING REGRET
We get it—your nightly glass of wine or cocktail is your go-to for unwinding after a long day. But what if you could relax without the headaches, bloating, or dreaded hangxiety the next morning?
Meet Squared, a refreshing beverage designed to help you feel calm, relaxed, and rejuvenated without sacrificing how you feel the next day. Whether you’re looking to cut back on alcohol or simply want a new way to unwind, Squared offers a healthier, more mindful choice for your evenings.
SAY GOODBYE
TO HANGXIETY & MORNING REGRET
We get it—your nightly glass of wine or cocktail is your go-to for unwinding after a long day. But what if you could relax without the headaches, bloating, or dreaded hangxiety the next morning?
Meet Squared, a refreshing beverage designed to help you feel calm, relaxed, and rejuvenated without sacrificing how you feel the next day. Whether you’re looking to cut back on alcohol or simply want a new way to unwind, Squared offers a healthier, more mindful choice for your evenings.
DON'T JUST TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT...
WHY CHOOSE SQUARED OVER ALCOHOL?
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Sleep Easier
Unlike alcohol, which dehydrates and disrupts sleep, Squared supports a more restful, refreshing night—so you wake up feeling energized. -
Low Sugar, No Bloat
Skip the sugar crash and empty calories. Squared is low-sugar, with natural ingredients that keep you feeling good—inside and out. -
Fast Onset for Immediate Relaxation
Unlike edibles that can take up to an hour, Squared’s fast-acting formula lets you feel relaxed in just 15-30 minutes, helping you unwind quickly without over-consuming.
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No Hangovers, Just Clear Mornings
Say goodbye to headaches, nausea, and morning fog. Squared is your way to relax at night without the dreaded hangover or next-day anxiety. -
Perfect Portion Control
Each can of Squared offers a precise, consistent dose, so you always know what you’re getting—just the right amount to ease into your evening. -
Stay Social & In Control
Be relaxed and social, without being messy. No slurring your words or waking up wondering what you said. Low dosage means you are confidently in control.
HOW IT WORKS
GETTING YOUR FREE SAMPLES
1. REQUEST YOUR FREE SAMPLE
Click the button below, choose your flavors, and add the 2 Free Cans product to your cart. One free sample order per household.
2. USE THE COUPON CODE
Make sure to use code “FREESAMPLE” to bring your price to $0 with FREE SHIPPING.
3. UNWIND & ENJOY
Pop open a can, sit back, and experience how Squared helps you unwind without the hangover. If you love it (which we know you will!), come back and order more — or find them at a store near you!
WHATS INSIDE
UNDERSTANDING HEMP BEVERAGES
Look, we know there’s been a stigma in the past—but there’s a reason “California Sober” and “Dry January” are trending and alcohol sales are down. We’ll let you in on the secret.
5mg of naturally Hemp-derived THC. What is THC? THC, or tetrahydrocannabinol, is a natural compound found in hemp, known for its relaxing effects. At Squared, we carefully craft each beverage to provide a precise, low dose of THC that helps you unwind, feel calm, and stay in control.
No smoking, vaping, or any invasive equipment. Just a drink in your hand like usual — with less calories, and no hangover. Did you hear that? No. Hangover.
Is this legal? Yes, we ship to almost all states across the US – we utilized federally legal ingredients to create something truly unique. Please click through to our site for more details. You can also find a Certificate of Analysis on every batch we produce online.
What does it feel like? The buzz from Squared is really similar to drinking a cocktail or glass of wine! It helps you unwind, feel calm, while staying in control.
Will I get anxious or paranoid? Highly unlikely! If you’ve gotten anxious or paranoid in the past with any THC use, you were likely overindulging. We’ve all been too drunk — similar rules apply. With our microdosed approach, we’ve created a solution to the bad edible experience. Cans can be layered; try one, wait a bit, add another for a stacked, yet still approachable, effect.